Choose Your Own Text Adventure

You are standing in the men's room of the Dallas International Airport.

You see a MIRROR on the wall.

There is a PRECIOUS JEWELS on the floor.

There is a BOLIVIAN STOCK BROKER hogging the hands dryer.

Exits are STALL 1, STALL 2, STALL 4, DOWN and WEST.

You feel a breeze coming from LEFT

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LOOK at MIRROR

Cyrus:
You check yourself out at the mirror. Oh yeah. You're a sexy devil, aren't you? Now do a little pout. Yes. Now playful. Now huffy. Now gloomy-broody Calvin Klein model. Yeah...

You notice a JOURNEY T-SHIRT on your chest. There is a CRUMPLED NOTE on the breast pocket. Who wears T-shirts with breast pockets anyway?

Cyrus wonders why he has a Journey t-shirt. He takes the note out of his shirt pocket, opening it up. "Wasn't this in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?"

Cyrus:
You take the CRUMPLED NOTE from your pocket, adding it to your inventory... though technically it was probably already in it, if you think about it.

I'd like to open and read the crumpled note.

Cyrus:
You read the CRUMPLED NOTE. It reads GOOD FOR ONE BADASS SWORD. SEND COUPON IN WITH PAID-POSTAGE ENVELOPE TO REDEEM YOUR PRIZE.

"Hey, alright! I'll send this when I can." I would now like to examine the precious jewels.

Cyrus:
You examine PRECIOUS JEWELS.

Just a big pile of them, lying over a painted red X on the floor, with a little paper sign saying FREE PRECIOUS JEWELS.

Cyrus grimaces at the sign and leaves it alone. For all he knew, the stock broker was actually a coyote in disguise. Cyrus then investigates the breeze from the left.

You examine BREEZE

It's a pretty ordinary breeze. Nothing too fancy. You've seen better. I mean, it's a suitable breeze for a family dinner or outing with friends, but you wouldn't take it to a gala dinner. Strictly casual/informal.

You add BREEZE to your inventory.

After obtaining the breeze, Cyrus decides to investigate the stalls, starting with STALL 1.